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今天没什么好写的,贡献几个小笑话,博大家一笑
 

I Have Turned It Over

A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”

The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?”

His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”

 

The Art of Cry

When Mrs Johnson entered Belli’s room, she found that he was binding up his thumb.

“What’s the matter with you?” she asked.

“It is because of that hammer.” Belli answered.

“But I didn’t hear you cry.” “Oh, I thought you were not in just now.”

 

It’s Not That

“May I borrow your record player tonight?” a man asked his neighbor.

“Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?”

“No,” he answered. “Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet.”

 

It Is Out Too

One cold day, a friend of the Browns’ went to visit them. The maid stopped him at the door. The friend asked, “Is Mr. Brown at home?” “No, he has gone out.” Replied the maid. “Is Mrs. Brown at home, then?” “No, she gone out.” “May I come in and sit by the stove?” “No, it has gone out, too.”

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